I have arachnophobia. I went to the washroom in the night and was confronted by a giant spider. What to do? Hmm … on a recent episode of Doctor Who, we learned that spiders don’t like vinegar. Okay, I happened to have some vinegar in a spray bottle for cleaning, so if I spray spider with vinegar and it will run away. No, it doesn’t. It makes the spider crazed and leap at you. FFF***CCCKKK!!!
(Please send defibrillator and heart pills. Also, my apartment now smells like a fish and chip shop.)