I have arachnophobia.  I went to the washroom in the night and was confronted by a giant spider.  What to do?  Hmm … on a recent episode of Doctor Who, we learned that spiders don’t like vinegar.  Okay, I happened to have some vinegar in a spray bottle for cleaning, so if I spray spider with vinegar and it will run away?  No, it doesn’t.  It makes the spider crazed and leap at you.  FFF***CCCKKK!!!

(Please send defibrillator and heart pills.  Also, my apartment now smells like a fish and chip shop.)